A collection of random thoughts and observations. I find most of them humorous.
I sincerely wonder why people going to the gym will fight to get the parking spot closest to the door. Once in the gym, they will studiously avoid breaking a sweat. I donâ€™t pretend to understand.
I think the snails and slugs out here are very cute. I know theyâ€™re death for plants, but theyâ€™re novel to me. We donâ€™t have them in Texas, or at least, Iâ€™ve never seen one. Expect some snail pictures at some point. (I finally have a macro lens!)
My newest issue of Playboy has pictures from Hefâ€™s 79th birthday party. He still has three interchangeable, early-20s, blonde girlfriends. For those gentlemen who sometimes get a little freaked out when seeing young escorts who make them feel like a fatherâ€¦.donâ€™t worry. Youâ€™re not a pervert.
When asked by students at Harvard Business School if she wouldâ€™ve married Donald Trump if he werenâ€™t rich, Melania Knauss-Trump sensibly replied, â€œIf I werenâ€™t beautiful, do you think heâ€™d be with me?â€ I like honesty.
Weâ€™ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true–Robert Wilensky, at a 1996 conference. He saw the future folks; and it was blogs.